“Feel my surfboard and put my feet on it Roars Drunken Gonzalez” is the kind of screaming tabloid headline that the Sun newspaper would come up with if it wrote about surfing in the hysterical manner it covers just about everything else. As it doesn’t we’ll just have to imagine it does hence the name of this ridiculously inappropriate post title for this video in which Noah Gohnzalez prepares his gear before a shredathon.
Maybe I should start a tabloid. I’d call it The Toilet and hire all those folk soon to be detained at her Majesty’s Pleasure for phone hacking. We’d uncover such public interest scoops as ‘Where’s the soap? Jail Shower in Uproar’ and ‘Porridge Contains Hacksaw Shocker.’ It would be rubbish and probably get closed down pretty soon. Much like the News of the World I guess. God I’m I still typing these pointless thoughts as they swill around my inner monologue? Yep I am. What a ****!
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